You see, the thing about the series 3/4 hiatus, is that I thought it would take longer for me to start posting dumb shit.
NAAAAH Douglas you clever man.
I made an unholy stupid noise.
As a side note, if anyone’s headed to this year’s Discworld Con in Manchester, keep an eye out for a travelling lemon. I have heard rumours that there may be one roaming the con.
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.” - Amy Pond
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch! (19.07.1976)
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Reblog if you’re a cuddler.
no but do you realize that SHERLOCK ACTUALLY DIED THIS TIME AND THE DOCTORS HAD GIVEN UP AND HIS HEART STOPPED AND THEY WERE LIKELY GOING TO GO AND INFORM JOHN SOON BUT NO, SHERLOCK GAVE HIM ONE MORE MIRACLE
no magic tricks
just one more literal miracle
The tweet that saved the entire female population
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
and this is why i love djokovic so much…
TopGear - Polar Special: James May complaining about everything
tumblr is so comforting
the same people on your dash every day
posting nice things
no pressure of conversation
they’re just there
with their little icons and stuff
i love the internet.
My dash did a thing. (Don’t miss Sherlock’s little sniff.)
Wish it was Benny going through my legs. ;D