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ladyt220:

flubbercrack:

paradigmfinch-inactive:

You see, the thing about the series 3/4 hiatus, is that I thought it would take longer for me to start posting dumb shit.

NAAAAH Douglas you clever man.

I made an unholy stupid noise.

As a side note, if anyone’s headed to this year’s Discworld Con in Manchester, keep an eye out for a travelling lemon. I have heard rumours that there may be one roaming the con.

1 day ago on July 27th | J | 2,555 notes

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

1 day ago on July 27th | J | 277,954 notes

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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1 day ago on July 27th | J | 215,103 notes

wastingyourgum:

casketscratcher:

So this is a general PSA to my followers and I realise that many of you will think I’m being overly PC or sensitive, but outside of the US, “spazz” is a horrifically ableist word (worse than “r*****”). It comes from the word “spastic” which refers to one of the symptoms of cerebal palsy

Totally agree with us scots handing your arse to you with your baws as earrings.

6 days ago on July 22nd | J | 664 notes

twhiddlestom:

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. - Amy Pond

Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch! (19.07.1976)

1 week ago on July 19th | J | 1,802 notes
londonphile:

@DrGotts  

A very happy Birthday to Bendy Cum, I hope you have a shiny happy day! 38!! You youngster! #BenedictCumberbatch pic.twitter.com/SqCKt7LVKr

londonphile:

A very happy Birthday to Bendy Cum, I hope you have a shiny happy day! 38!! You youngster!

1 week ago on July 19th | J | 5,923 notes

inspired by (x)

2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 47,695 notes

Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

2 weeks ago on July 13th | J | 725,031 notes

switchbladesandsunsets:

no but do you realize that SHERLOCK ACTUALLY DIED THIS TIME AND THE DOCTORS HAD GIVEN UP AND HIS HEART STOPPED AND THEY WERE LIKELY GOING TO GO AND INFORM JOHN SOON BUT NO, SHERLOCK GAVE HIM ONE MORE MIRACLE 

no magic tricks

just one more literal miracle

2 weeks ago on July 11th | J | 26,920 notes
thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

2 weeks ago on July 11th | J | 379,434 notes

a-bad-seed:

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

and this is why i love djokovic so much…

2 weeks ago on July 8th | J | 138,790 notes

kavaeric:

TopGear - Polar Special: James May complaining about everything

3 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 365 notes

periodpoops:

tumblr is so comforting

the same people on your dash every day

posting nice things

no pressure of conversation

they’re just there

with their little icons and stuff

i love the internet.

3 weeks ago on July 2nd | J | 273,935 notes
londoncallingsigh:

My dash did a thing.  (Don’t miss Sherlock’s little sniff.)


Wish it was Benny going through my legs. ;D

londoncallingsigh:

My dash did a thing.  (Don’t miss Sherlock’s little sniff.)

Wish it was Benny going through my legs. ;D

4 weeks ago on June 29th | J | 507 notes
snarksandkisses:

suicideblonde:

Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast
Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face

For a second there I really though that Wil Wheaton was the one being proposed to.

snarksandkisses:

suicideblonde:

Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast

Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face

For a second there I really though that Wil Wheaton was the one being proposed to.

4 weeks ago on June 29th | J | 57,082 notes